vinny's voice

ease the squeeze

2004-09-27T16:05:00.000-07:00

in your bra latham!!!

ministry of silly walks

2004-09-27T10:18:00.000-07:00

i saw mark latham on tv the other day going for a run, no doubt he was trying to match john howard in the fitness stakes and prove that he's not just a tub of lard.

i have never seen a more embarrassing spectacle in my life!!! now i know that howard looks funny and awkward at times and has a tendancy to wear silly hats and our media loves to poke fun at our prime minister because of this, but do you think the same media got stuck into latham..........not a sausage.

for those people who missed latham's attempt at exercise, his running style was a cross between yogi bear and john cleese doing one of his silly walks..........it was too ridiculous to describe. perhaps latham was following in the footsteps of monty python and road testing some of the new initiatives from his planned ministry of silly walks.

fair dinkum.........latham makes john cleese look like an amateur!!!

rock against dickheads

2004-08-23T08:50:00.000-07:00

i just saw that a number of aussie bands have joined together to make an album called 'rock against howard'..........i mean fair dinkum!!!!

just another lot of losers have come out of the woodwork to jump on board the howard haters' bandwagon and get their 15 minutes of fame. i never knew things were so tough in the music industry that bands have to resort to this kind of stunt to sell a few records, perhaps if they practiced more and had some real talent people might actually buy their records.

in any case, the role of rock bands in society is to prance about like arse clowns on stage and do their little vaudeville act whilst pretending to perform music. their not supposed to be serious political commentators..........leave that to people with brains.

so here's some free advice chaps, just keep doing what you do best, sucking on those bongs, dropping those pills and shovelling that white powder up your nose.........people take you much more seriously as dope fiends.

show us ya tits latham!!!

2004-08-21T09:47:00.000-07:00

a short while back that big breasted strumpet, raechel ward, called mark latham sexy.........i mean fair dinkum!!!

has anyone had a good look at latham........an average looking boofhead with man boobs and the personality of a wet lettuce, how could anyone find this sexy?? people might recall seeing vision of latham playing cricket and his tits were really jiggling up and down running between wickets, it looked disgusting.

and what's the story with raechel ward and her hubbi brian brown, always putting their two bobs worth in and having a go at howard. why do these actors think they have a right to lecture the rest of society on political matters?? look, ward as a lovely set of knockers, i'll give her that but that only gives her the right to be perved at, not the right to be taken seriously in the intellectual stakes.

what qualifications does ward have?? did she do well at school, has she got a uni degree, did she hold down a professional job??........i doubt it, the only qualifications ward has is being an ordinary actress, so stick to the big tits and forget the political opinions........nobody takes you seriously.

and as for brian brown, he made a mean cocktail in that film with tom cruise........big deal, stick to playing the clown in front of the camera and leave the intellectual discussion to more qualified people!!

the howard haters and the hateful hate they have

2004-08-19T04:04:00.000-07:00

it seems to be that time of year again with an election in the air and all the howard haters coming out of the wood work for their 15 minutes of fame. who are these people?.......they seem to be a rag tag collection of embittered and increasingly hysterical misfits who need to take out their frustrations on our prime minister by pouring bucket loads of black hatred onto our johnny, and accusing him of all manner of heinous crimes and getting in the mandatory childish name calling.

of course our left wing media is ever ready to give these malcontents the oxygen of free publicity instead of treating them with the distain they deserve.

the ring master of this freak show is mark latham, a self confessed hater who is teaching his children to hate john howard, hardly the qualities needed in a prime minister. hatred is such a negative emotion that achieves nothing, all it does is destroy the hater not the person you hate and they end up being bitter and twisted and achieve nothing in their lives.

it's great to see our johnny keeping his head high and rising above the dirty low gutter tactics of latham and his howard haters. howard doesn't play the man, he concentrates on policies and doing so he shows true leadership and gives an example how to behave like a well mannered gentleman.

latham will need more than a psychotic hatred of howard to become prime minister, he needs decent policies, a genuine vision for the future, and an ability to safely manage the economy. hatred will not help him here he needs to chanel his energies and emotions into more fruitful and rewarding directions if he wishes to be anything other than a drunked bar-room brawling boofhead.